problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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