Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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