Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
A+ Viking dick
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