handjob tips. give me some.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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