They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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