Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I cannot find my penis.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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