Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Randomize
