come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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