if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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