i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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