Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize