The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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Oh Jesus.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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