the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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