I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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