In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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