if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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