we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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