then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I still have a little drunk in my system
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
