Umm I'm too high to move.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
im about as happy as oj after his trial
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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