I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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