But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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