do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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