My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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