How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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