I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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