My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Just pee around me
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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