**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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