Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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