We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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