matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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