I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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