You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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