Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
two words: eviction party
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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