I hate all girls vehemently.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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