I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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