Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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