i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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