Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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