And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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