Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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