My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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