Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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