just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Randomize
