Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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