I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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