God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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