I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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