summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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