I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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