I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
