even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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