I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Randomize
