So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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