Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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