How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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